Have you seen these translators online. They are more useful than those English to actual spoken language translators.

The Jive Translator

The Pirate Translator

If anyone can find additional fun translators please let me know.

Tomorrow is my last day at the hospital. I hope it goes well but it looks like things are gearing up for some drama. We have some things that have not been worked out yet and I am worried that they may not get worked out before I leave. It’s probably just nerves, things have been going pretty well so far. It will be nice to get home soon though.